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Energetic individuals looking to forward their careers through hard work, tough cleaning, coiling wire, testing solder temperature, and creating a general "hoopla" around town. Experience on stage required. Previous employment in sweatshops helpful, though not necessary to secure your position. Contact: stayne@innertubeaudio.com


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